There Is Not a Countertop Material That Is Bulletproof

Maybe I shouldn't link to this article as it is incredibly dumb.
Comment here if you think there is a countertop material out there that is bulletproof.  I would seriously love to know what that is.

This guy wrote about CaesarStone staining after he wrote on it with Sharpie.  Well.... duh.  Was he really expecting it to be bulletproof?  Read about it here.

Even if he can get this particular stain out there are limits.  There are limits to everything in life, right?

Am I totally off base here?